Big Hot Monday (live)

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The first and greatest Hanslick Rebellion song. Mike wanted to write a song that sounded "kinda sweet, but with a really nasty lyric, like 'Sucked off, da-da-da...'"

I came back an hour later with the music and chorus lyric of "Big Hot Monday." Mike wrote what would become the second line of each verse. Then we called Chris Hug to ask for a donation of the "trilobite" pre-chorus, which was a leftover from an aborted Chris/Jed collaboration.

Originally, Mike had just thrown random names into his lyric, but we decided to make "Big Hot Monday" about our friends and referenced Paulie and Neal instead. Then I added the "Rob is on call..." and "Sorry it's true" lines to rhyme with what Mike had written, and the Rebellion had itself a fuckin FIGHT SONG!

Chris Hug:
This song (well, the tiny bit of it that I wrote - that being the chorus of, "Everything she says is all that matters / She's a TRILOBITE / I am passive and resistant / I want her more with every instant") is about a girl who just wouldn't shut the fuck up. Her name was Christine Saburro. I think that's the way it's spelled. I would have sex with her and she would just keep talking. She would be in the bathroom pooping, and she would be talking to me through the door. She moved into my college dorm room without any invitation from me and so we just eventually started having really unsatisfying sex. For both parties involved. She is one of the first members of a group of people in my life I classified as HUNDREDS OF DIRTY WHORES....

lyrics

Sucked off on a big hot Monday
Gonna run you over, my dismal dear
Sucked off on a big hot Monday
Days of wine and roses are finally here.

Rob is on call, Chris is AWOL
Blow up a mall and maybe they'll learn
Paulie's all wired, the dog is on fire
That bitch is a liar and she's gonna burn

'Cause everything she says is all that matters
She's a trilobite
I am passive and resistant
She's a trilobite
'Cause everything she says is all that matters
She's a trilobite
I am passive and resistant
And I like you less with every instant, baby

Sucked off on a big hot Monday
Gonna run you over, my dismal dear
Sucked off on a big hot Monday
Days of wine and roses are finally here.

Well, we're sorry, it's true - we're smarter than you
We don't use a word unless we know what it means
Neal's smile is wry, he's lithesome and spry
He's wearing panties under his jeans

'Cause everything she says is all that matters
She's a trilobite
I am passive and resistant
She's a trilobite
'Cause everything she says is all that matters
She's a trilobite
I am passive and resistant
And I like you less with every instant, baby

Sucked off on a big hot Monday
Gonna run you over, my dismal dear
Sucked off on a big hot Monday
Days of wine and roses are finally here.

credits

from the rebellion is here., released September 22, 2005
Words by Jed Davis, Mike Keaney and Chris Hug; music by Jed Davis
Published by Eschatonality/ASCAP

Jed Davis: vocals, keyboards
Mike Keaney: vocals, bass
Alex Dubovoy: guitar
Mike Kearns: drums
Produced by The Hanslick Rebellion
Recorded live 7-30-96 by John Delehanty and Rich Libutti at The QE2, Albany, NY
Mixed by John Delehanty and Rich Libutti at Scarlet East, Latham, NY
Mastered by Dave McNair at Unity Mastering, New York, NY

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